Happy Halloween!

What to Do About Halloween

One of my favorite Overheard's ever...

October 25, 2005
Dude, He'd Totally Rip You Open
Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay. We should be moving momentarily...Please be patient.
Guy #1: They always fucking say that! We should be compensated for our time.
Guy #2: Yeah. They should have a coin dispenser that gives back quarters.
Guy #1: Fuck that. That robot voice should give us robot sex.
--6 train
Overheard by: Toneloca

Wow

Every once in a while when I am wasting precious time I come across a (pardon the pun) gem like this. LifeGem

This is just bizarre.

I may have been born on a Tuesday

hours of endless fun...

Fun

We're making the big time...

Woman: Can you take Cipro for gay?
--Mudville 9, Chambers Street
Overheard by: call me the r

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