best text message i've received in some time

"Approx. 915 am. Brooklynite found himself wandering lost in wall st. Apt. Building. the word kafka comes to mind."

Which spawned the following conversation yesterday.

r: "how, pray tell, did you get lost in an apartment building?"
j: "i pushed M and then got lost in a big room with a dead end."
r: "what did you think M stood for?"
j: "main"
r: "laughing hysterrically--what about the L located below the M?"
j: -response edited for clarity--