here's some real old shit i came across today...

Subject: speak to je8us
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 23:02:22 -0800

speak at me said the jebo to jee-bús, i am added to the list of strawberries and bananas, would you not say. The question I present to thee is this. Is this, you say, or like to pretend, the actual result of, or the end sum of the holiday harvest. where will
you get your cornucopia with multi-colored maize? good question, no doubt but the perplexing sum of the mixed confusions that we find ourselves embroiled in, makes some, specifically myself, wonder why that color ever existed in the first place. To
think of yourself as a washing machine is not an altogether bad thing. POST IT BITCH! Father john I would now like to sing a song to you in french and then make millions of anglophonic children do the same. The 76-year-old retired Malaysian schoolteacher displayed so much vim during a recent hike through a national park in Sarawak, astonished rangers began calling her a "recycled teenager." as quoted somewhere that with light research you will most likely find, i said. My that is a big dangling participle, you really shouldn't bring it out in public like that. DATELINE: Friday the 29th of September, in the year 2000, Rosh Hashanah begins at sunset. i am now ready for my clasp.
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Subject: 30/11/2000-Plight of Procrastination...and ringing ears
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 01:04:57 -0800

RUN AWAY TO THE HILLS WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND YOU. ONCE YOU GET THeRE, TRY AND GET LOST. DON'T LET ANYONE FIND YOU BUT YOURSELF. YOU NEED TO KNOW MORE THAN THEY DO ANY WAYS. MY HEAD BREAKS WHEN THE PRESSURE GETS TOO GREAT. THE DAM HOLDING BACK
THE TIDE OF EXPRESSION CANNOT BE HELD BACK MUCH LONGER. I AM NOT SURE IF IT SHOULD BE. WHY. ONCE A COMMON THEME, NOW ONLY A RECURRING NIGHTMARE PLAYING WITH SURREALISTIC SUGAR PLUM VISIONS. BLIND, DEAF AND DUMB MUST I GO. THE EXPLORATION OF THE CRANIUM IS NOT EASY AND THE FINDINGS CAN BE DAMN NEAR APOCALYPTIC. THE WRITING IS GETTING SMALLER AS THE MENTAL EJACULATION STOPS AND THE MIND GOES FLACCID.